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Inspired by True Blood

1. Technically, Jesus is an undead, deceased yet behave as if alive, just like a vampire.
2. Jesus has eternal life, much like a vampire unless killed.
3. Jesus says to drink His blood, and basically you will have eternal life.
4. He can bring other people back to life, specifically Lazarus.
5. He can heal the sick, which according to True Blood, can be done when humans drink vampire blood.
6. Jesus said to him, “Let the dead bury their own dead, but you go and proclaim the kingdom of God.” – Luke 9:60
7. Everyone feared him and thought he was the “Anti-Christ”.
8. He loved to sleep in tombs.
9. He can get people to do his bidding just by asking them.
10. Jesus was the first vampire, and because he died on a cross, vampires are scared of crucifixes.